hmmmmmm not rly?
like
i've met people who look and feel kinda godly. like 66% godly? but not totally. i guess that means theyre like demigods??
oh well i also met a guy that had eaten gods. does that count????? i think it counts maybe? but we didn't talk. actually the gods tried to eat me too because of reasons, so it was super weird! (but kinda cool??????)
but what about you???? did you talk to them????? are you a god? omg that would be so cool if you were
like
i've met people who look and feel kinda godly. like 66% godly? but not totally. i guess that means theyre like demigods??
oh well i also met a guy that had eaten gods. does that count????? i think it counts maybe? but we didn't talk. actually the gods tried to eat me too because of reasons, so it was super weird! (but kinda cool??????)
but what about you???? did you talk to them????? are you a god? omg that would be so cool if you were
Ahaha! Olé!
[ flat dodges like if he were a bullfighter facing its fearsome rival, lifting his hand out of the bunny' reach. ]
Could it be that you're a bit feral? Although I thought feral rabbits usually ran away... but I've dealt with murderous rabbits, too! Wow, you really should be part of a recreation of Monty Python. [ and you know what? he's going to bring his hand down a few feet away from the rabbit, patting the ground again. ] I'm not someone that's super big on animals, but I'm starting to see the appeal of why people would want to domesticate them!
[ flat dodges like if he were a bullfighter facing its fearsome rival, lifting his hand out of the bunny' reach. ]
Could it be that you're a bit feral? Although I thought feral rabbits usually ran away... but I've dealt with murderous rabbits, too! Wow, you really should be part of a recreation of Monty Python. [ and you know what? he's going to bring his hand down a few feet away from the rabbit, patting the ground again. ] I'm not someone that's super big on animals, but I'm starting to see the appeal of why people would want to domesticate them!
Edited 2025-03-02 21:10 (UTC)
[Flat's reaction is disarming - causes Akechi to stare up at the man in beady eyed fascination.
UNTIL THE HAND COMES DOWN AGAIN - the incessant tap, tap, tap consuming mind and fuzzy body.
Oh, he charges at those fingers. Hops back short of biting. Big Bunny Grunt. Another charge, this time with intent to nip at Flat's hand if he can GET EM. ]
UNTIL THE HAND COMES DOWN AGAIN - the incessant tap, tap, tap consuming mind and fuzzy body.
Oh, he charges at those fingers. Hops back short of biting. Big Bunny Grunt. Another charge, this time with intent to nip at Flat's hand if he can GET EM. ]
[ see if you had rolled a 10 or above, he would have gotten the BITE
but instead, at the moment that bunkechi is about to sink his teeth into flat's hands-- woosh! they go away, just above the little rabbit! ]
Hahaha! Wow, you really have a lot of energy on you. I've heard that it's good to give animals a lot of enrichment in order to keep their minds healthy. I would try to do it to Le Chien, but he'd always get mad at me and tell me to not call him a dog and whatever. But if he didn't chase me around, then he'd be trying to chase Gray around, so really, I was doing him a favor, wasn't I?
[ obviously not. he lowers his hand back, but this time not touching the ground. ]
But now I wonder if you're someone's. Should I be trying to make flyers for a lost rabbit? Or maybe you were escaping from being made into stew. [ ehhh... ] Is rabbit stew even popular here?
but instead, at the moment that bunkechi is about to sink his teeth into flat's hands-- woosh! they go away, just above the little rabbit! ]
Hahaha! Wow, you really have a lot of energy on you. I've heard that it's good to give animals a lot of enrichment in order to keep their minds healthy. I would try to do it to Le Chien, but he'd always get mad at me and tell me to not call him a dog and whatever. But if he didn't chase me around, then he'd be trying to chase Gray around, so really, I was doing him a favor, wasn't I?
[ obviously not. he lowers his hand back, but this time not touching the ground. ]
But now I wonder if you're someone's. Should I be trying to make flyers for a lost rabbit? Or maybe you were escaping from being made into stew. [ ehhh... ] Is rabbit stew even popular here?
[ "Consumed." She should have seen that coming. It's a good thing this is text and not video or audio because her stomach growled for a good five seconds in turn.
At least he didn't go into graphic detail? Damned Hunger. ]
obviously cause ur here!!
altho ig tat might not necessarly b tru.....
lets say it is 4 now OK?
since u OBVS dont wanna tell me teh story
rude guy
wats ur name??
quick or ur gettin an embarassin nickname!!
At least he didn't go into graphic detail? Damned Hunger. ]
obviously cause ur here!!
altho ig tat might not necessarly b tru.....
lets say it is 4 now OK?
since u OBVS dont wanna tell me teh story
rude guy
wats ur name??
quick or ur gettin an embarassin nickname!!
[...
He wants to bite the shit out Flat. The taunting, the story, the threat of stew -
Akechi wants to rip him apart with his bunny claws.
There's a funny thing rabbits can do to facilitate that - jump. That hovering hand is his new target and he hops with all his might to get the chance to nip, bite, or sink his teeth into Flat's hand. He won't be the one becoming someone's stew tonight!!! Or ever!!!
HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP - he's gonna GET YA.]
He wants to bite the shit out Flat. The taunting, the story, the threat of stew -
Akechi wants to rip him apart with his bunny claws.
There's a funny thing rabbits can do to facilitate that - jump. That hovering hand is his new target and he hops with all his might to get the chance to nip, bite, or sink his teeth into Flat's hand. He won't be the one becoming someone's stew tonight!!! Or ever!!!
HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP - he's gonna GET YA.]
[ and hop the bunny does!!
and you know what, just as a treat, it gets to chomp on flat's arm! ]
Ow!
[ is what flat says, but he's basically hanging his arm in mid air, with the rabbit hanging from it. what's the etiquette on rabbit handling now? ]
No way, you really are like the Monty Python beast! Will you cut my head off too?!
and you know what, just as a treat, it gets to chomp on flat's arm! ]
Ow!
[ is what flat says, but he's basically hanging his arm in mid air, with the rabbit hanging from it. what's the etiquette on rabbit handling now? ]
No way, you really are like the Monty Python beast! Will you cut my head off too?!
[ indeed, it is rather nonplussed, isn't it?
as the rabbit chomps harder, flat recognizes the break of skin and, certainly enough, there is a trickle of blood that is actively healing. unlike earlier, flat watches the process with interest. ]
Hahaha, I didn't really know how to efficiently test the potion aside from getting hurt, and intentionally hurting myself is something that I always avoid doing if possible, so thanks for the help, lapin!
[ but he's not going to keep the bunny in midair for long. slowly he'll set the rabbit down on the ground. if it wants to keep chomping away, flat doesn't seem to be stopping it from happening. ]
as the rabbit chomps harder, flat recognizes the break of skin and, certainly enough, there is a trickle of blood that is actively healing. unlike earlier, flat watches the process with interest. ]
Hahaha, I didn't really know how to efficiently test the potion aside from getting hurt, and intentionally hurting myself is something that I always avoid doing if possible, so thanks for the help, lapin!
[ but he's not going to keep the bunny in midair for long. slowly he'll set the rabbit down on the ground. if it wants to keep chomping away, flat doesn't seem to be stopping it from happening. ]
Hiya!
Me and Del are opening our new diner this Tuesday. We're calling it Lumturo, a lighthouse in a sea of cares! Come over for some good food, a good view, and if you're feeling brave, the stage will be open for anyone to have a crack at performing.
I'll reserve a table for you if you want to come, so tell all your mates too!
[Attached is more information and directions! It's located overlooking Stellari's airship docks.]
Me and Del are opening our new diner this Tuesday. We're calling it Lumturo, a lighthouse in a sea of cares! Come over for some good food, a good view, and if you're feeling brave, the stage will be open for anyone to have a crack at performing.
I'll reserve a table for you if you want to come, so tell all your mates too!
[Attached is more information and directions! It's located overlooking Stellari's airship docks.]
[June was hard on Neil. It's really no mystery as to why he's been locked inside of his house the past few days. It isn't until those wishes fade, the crystal growth stops, that he dares stick his head outside his door again. Flat is, of course, the first person he thinks of (aside from, perhaps, Charlie, but Neil shares a room with him).
[He calls, oddly nervous, waiting for the line to be picked up.]
[He calls, oddly nervous, waiting for the line to be picked up.]
[ flat is...well, not really near his device. but when he hears the sound of something ringing, he wonders if it's either someone calling him or if his experiment is hitting the boiling point.
when he realizes that it's the latter, he rushes to pick it up. ]
Hello, hello! Neil, you're alive! That's fantastic!
when he realizes that it's the latter, he rushes to pick it up. ]
Hello, hello! Neil, you're alive! That's fantastic!
[Flat often says unsettling things as if they aren't unsettling. Neil can't even manage a fake laugh back in response.]
Yeah. I am. You are too. I'm glad...
Are...you alright, though? [He sounds alright.]
Yeah. I am. You are too. I'm glad...
Are...you alright, though? [He sounds alright.]
What, of course I'm fine.
[ why would neil be calling him just to ask if he was fine? sure, he hasn't been able to see the other because of the whole issue with the crystal zombie disease...
oh. ]
Aahh, you're probably asking if I got infected! No, no, I didn't! There were a couple of close calls but... I guess I got lucky? Mmm, though that meant I had to be helping out a ton, but I'm not complaining about that.
[ it's good to make yourself useful when you have the ability for it and the desire to do it-- or so his professor would probably say!
but after he says that, flat shifts his tone to something more concerned. measured. ]
What about you and Charlie? Are you okay? The whole thing with coughing flowers was pretty scary, but this was definitely next level. Even I didn't know what to do for a while.
[ why would neil be calling him just to ask if he was fine? sure, he hasn't been able to see the other because of the whole issue with the crystal zombie disease...
oh. ]
Aahh, you're probably asking if I got infected! No, no, I didn't! There were a couple of close calls but... I guess I got lucky? Mmm, though that meant I had to be helping out a ton, but I'm not complaining about that.
[ it's good to make yourself useful when you have the ability for it and the desire to do it-- or so his professor would probably say!
but after he says that, flat shifts his tone to something more concerned. measured. ]
What about you and Charlie? Are you okay? The whole thing with coughing flowers was pretty scary, but this was definitely next level. Even I didn't know what to do for a while.
Charlie and I didn't change. Thank God for that, but...
[. . .]
Flat, when I ask if you're alright, I mean...are you alright? With everything going on, with how terrible it all is...
[Where is he going with this? Surely, he's not the only one who-]
Even though I'm alive, I'm really not...feeling alright. No.
[. . .]
Flat, when I ask if you're alright, I mean...are you alright? With everything going on, with how terrible it all is...
[Where is he going with this? Surely, he's not the only one who-]
Even though I'm alive, I'm really not...feeling alright. No.
Edited 2025-07-03 02:48 (UTC)
…
[ there’s a short pause on the call. ]
Don’t use me as an example, Neil. Mages are kinda different when it comes to ridiculous things.
[ the unbelievable is their every day. putting their life on the line was their daily bread. he’d hate for his friend to use him as an example of what’s right when he couldn’t be any further from it as someone that’s considered by many to not be a mage or a human. ]
You wanna hang out? I can go to your place, or we can go somewhere else! Whatever you’re more comfortable with. I’m not picky!
[ there’s a short pause on the call. ]
Don’t use me as an example, Neil. Mages are kinda different when it comes to ridiculous things.
[ the unbelievable is their every day. putting their life on the line was their daily bread. he’d hate for his friend to use him as an example of what’s right when he couldn’t be any further from it as someone that’s considered by many to not be a mage or a human. ]
You wanna hang out? I can go to your place, or we can go somewhere else! Whatever you’re more comfortable with. I’m not picky!
Edited 2025-07-03 03:54 (UTC)
he may not be a mage or a human but what he IS is my pookie
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2025-07-04 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Right... [He can tend to forget, at times, just how different the lives he and Flat have lived have been.]
You're right. Sorry, I'm just- [He interrupts himself so he won't lose it.] Anyway, yes. Yes, I'd love for you to come by. Please?
You're right. Sorry, I'm just- [He interrupts himself so he won't lose it.] Anyway, yes. Yes, I'd love for you to come by. Please?
Mm, don’t apologize. You haven’t done anything wrong.
[ there’s a gentleness to flat’s voice now, as he shakes his head despite being aware that neil can’t see him.
when he speaks up again, however, it’s with his usual pep. ]
I’ll be there as quick as lightning!! Even if you change your mind, it’s too late! Ready or not, here I come!
[ flat hangs up. but as promised, he is on his way to neil and charlie’s. due to the constraints brought by the laws of physics, ‘quick as lightning’ is not possible, but ‘as quickly as flat’s feet can take him’ is the type of measurable results that everyone is looking for.
after about twenty minutes, neil will hear a knock on the door. ]
[ there’s a gentleness to flat’s voice now, as he shakes his head despite being aware that neil can’t see him.
when he speaks up again, however, it’s with his usual pep. ]
I’ll be there as quick as lightning!! Even if you change your mind, it’s too late! Ready or not, here I come!
[ flat hangs up. but as promised, he is on his way to neil and charlie’s. due to the constraints brought by the laws of physics, ‘quick as lightning’ is not possible, but ‘as quickly as flat’s feet can take him’ is the type of measurable results that everyone is looking for.
after about twenty minutes, neil will hear a knock on the door. ]
[Neil is in the living room, waiting for that knock. Charlie is passed out upstairs. Neil wouldn't leave his side otherwise. He pulls the door open, smiling softly at his friend, and stepping aside to let him in.]
Heya, Flat. It's good to see you.
Heya, Flat. It's good to see you.
[ as soon as neil opens the door, flat gets close to him and... places both hands on his cheeks. squishes them and everything.
his hands might smell a little bit like smoke, but don't worry about it.
blue eyes observe his friend, before pulling away with the usual cheerful pep and stepping inside. ]
Glad to see you, too! It feels like it's been forever, hasn't it? Pre-zombie and post-zombie. Well, I guess they weren't really zombies since none of them died before turning, but it looked enough like it.
[ he pauses, and then adds: ]
Are you really okay, Neil? Physically, I mean. Mentally, I know you're probably not doing well.
his hands might smell a little bit like smoke, but don't worry about it.
blue eyes observe his friend, before pulling away with the usual cheerful pep and stepping inside. ]
Glad to see you, too! It feels like it's been forever, hasn't it? Pre-zombie and post-zombie. Well, I guess they weren't really zombies since none of them died before turning, but it looked enough like it.
[ he pauses, and then adds: ]
Are you really okay, Neil? Physically, I mean. Mentally, I know you're probably not doing well.
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