Wow~! Wait, hold on, hold on. I have to take a photo for Hakuno. She'll love this.
[ before he goes to the boss battle, flat pulls out his device to take a couple of pictures. hold on, he's sending it to her. okay now where was he-- ]
What should I call you? Lapin is pretty good on its own, I think, but what about Jack? Or, or, I'll call you the Black Beast of Arrrghhh.
He isn't sitting still. He's not a pet. Don't name him!!!
At the Black Beast of Arrghhh-
He charges Flat. Almost like he's picking a name. Or rejecting it. It's a fucking rabbit, who knows, but he does make an attempt to headbutt his leg with vicious intent and then-
[ flat dodges like if he were a bullfighter facing its fearsome rival, lifting his hand out of the bunny' reach. ]
Could it be that you're a bit feral? Although I thought feral rabbits usually ran away... but I've dealt with murderous rabbits, too! Wow, you really should be part of a recreation of Monty Python. [ and you know what? he's going to bring his hand down a few feet away from the rabbit, patting the ground again. ] I'm not someone that's super big on animals, but I'm starting to see the appeal of why people would want to domesticate them!
[Flat's reaction is disarming - causes Akechi to stare up at the man in beady eyed fascination.
UNTIL THE HAND COMES DOWN AGAIN - the incessant tap, tap, tap consuming mind and fuzzy body.
Oh, he charges at those fingers. Hops back short of biting. Big Bunny Grunt. Another charge, this time with intent to nip at Flat's hand if he can GET EM. ]
[ see if you had rolled a 10 or above, he would have gotten the BITE
but instead, at the moment that bunkechi is about to sink his teeth into flat's hands-- woosh! they go away, just above the little rabbit! ]
Hahaha! Wow, you really have a lot of energy on you. I've heard that it's good to give animals a lot of enrichment in order to keep their minds healthy. I would try to do it to Le Chien, but he'd always get mad at me and tell me to not call him a dog and whatever. But if he didn't chase me around, then he'd be trying to chase Gray around, so really, I was doing him a favor, wasn't I?
[ obviously not. he lowers his hand back, but this time not touching the ground. ]
But now I wonder if you're someone's. Should I be trying to make flyers for a lost rabbit? Or maybe you were escaping from being made into stew. [ ehhh... ] Is rabbit stew even popular here?
He wants to bite the shit out Flat. The taunting, the story, the threat of stew -
Akechi wants to rip him apart with his bunny claws.
There's a funny thing rabbits can do to facilitate that - jump. That hovering hand is his new target and he hops with all his might to get the chance to nip, bite, or sink his teeth into Flat's hand. He won't be the one becoming someone's stew tonight!!! Or ever!!!
HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP - he's gonna GET YA.]
i cant believe this is the thread that saved my ass
as the rabbit chomps harder, flat recognizes the break of skin and, certainly enough, there is a trickle of blood that is actively healing. unlike earlier, flat watches the process with interest. ]
Hahaha, I didn't really know how to efficiently test the potion aside from getting hurt, and intentionally hurting myself is something that I always avoid doing if possible, so thanks for the help, lapin!
[ but he's not going to keep the bunny in midair for long. slowly he'll set the rabbit down on the ground. if it wants to keep chomping away, flat doesn't seem to be stopping it from happening. ]
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WILLPOWER PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE.
The stomps intensify - one big bam, bam, bam with his little foot against the ground. Oh he's ready. Come @ him.]
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[ before he goes to the boss battle, flat pulls out his device to take a couple of pictures. hold on, he's sending it to her. okay now where was he-- ]
What should I call you? Lapin is pretty good on its own, I think, but what about Jack? Or, or, I'll call you the Black Beast of Arrrghhh.
[ he's not even a black rabbit. ]
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ZOOMKECHI.
He isn't sitting still. He's not a pet. Don't name him!!!
At the Black Beast of Arrghhh-
He charges Flat. Almost like he's picking a name. Or rejecting it. It's a fucking rabbit, who knows, but he does make an attempt to headbutt his leg with vicious intent and then-
Hops back a step. Come AT him.]
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[ flat is delighted by the zoomkechi photos. they look just like ufo and nessie photos, and he wastes no time in sending it to his friend.
he doesn't even flinch when akechi headbutts him, and in fact kneels down to get a better look at the rabbit. he taps the ground in front of him. ]
Come here Lapin! We can be friends! I can even find a hat and then the two of us can start a business doing magic tricks. It'd be fun, right?
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NOT DO MAGIC TRICKS.
Flat kneels? Down? Is he stupid? Is he dumb? Akechi's a goddamn rabbit. He wouldn't be afraid of a bunny either, but-
The tap, tap, tap on the ground - oh, infuriating. He bites at the hand that doesn't feed him. Oh, how he goes to bite.]
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[ flat dodges like if he were a bullfighter facing its fearsome rival, lifting his hand out of the bunny' reach. ]
Could it be that you're a bit feral? Although I thought feral rabbits usually ran away... but I've dealt with murderous rabbits, too! Wow, you really should be part of a recreation of Monty Python. [ and you know what? he's going to bring his hand down a few feet away from the rabbit, patting the ground again. ] I'm not someone that's super big on animals, but I'm starting to see the appeal of why people would want to domesticate them!
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UNTIL THE HAND COMES DOWN AGAIN - the incessant tap, tap, tap consuming mind and fuzzy body.
Oh, he charges at those fingers. Hops back short of biting. Big Bunny Grunt. Another charge, this time with intent to nip at Flat's hand if he can GET EM. ]
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but instead, at the moment that bunkechi is about to sink his teeth into flat's hands-- woosh! they go away, just above the little rabbit! ]
Hahaha! Wow, you really have a lot of energy on you. I've heard that it's good to give animals a lot of enrichment in order to keep their minds healthy. I would try to do it to Le Chien, but he'd always get mad at me and tell me to not call him a dog and whatever. But if he didn't chase me around, then he'd be trying to chase Gray around, so really, I was doing him a favor, wasn't I?
[ obviously not. he lowers his hand back, but this time not touching the ground. ]
But now I wonder if you're someone's. Should I be trying to make flyers for a lost rabbit? Or maybe you were escaping from being made into stew. [ ehhh... ] Is rabbit stew even popular here?
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He wants to bite the shit out Flat. The taunting, the story, the threat of stew -
Akechi wants to rip him apart with his bunny claws.
There's a funny thing rabbits can do to facilitate that - jump. That hovering hand is his new target and he hops with all his might to get the chance to nip, bite, or sink his teeth into Flat's hand. He won't be the one becoming someone's stew tonight!!! Or ever!!!
HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP - he's gonna GET YA.]
i cant believe this is the thread that saved my ass
and you know what, just as a treat, it gets to chomp on flat's arm! ]
Ow!
[ is what flat says, but he's basically hanging his arm in mid air, with the rabbit hanging from it. what's the etiquette on rabbit handling now? ]
No way, you really are like the Monty Python beast! Will you cut my head off too?!
ALL MY HEHES
Akechi hangs on for dear bunny life by his teeth. Flat's nonplussed reaction? Irritating.
He chomps down harder.]
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as the rabbit chomps harder, flat recognizes the break of skin and, certainly enough, there is a trickle of blood that is actively healing. unlike earlier, flat watches the process with interest. ]
Hahaha, I didn't really know how to efficiently test the potion aside from getting hurt, and intentionally hurting myself is something that I always avoid doing if possible, so thanks for the help, lapin!
[ but he's not going to keep the bunny in midair for long. slowly he'll set the rabbit down on the ground. if it wants to keep chomping away, flat doesn't seem to be stopping it from happening. ]