If you were going to be a threat for example, I probably could have wiped your mind or left you immobile, but without my abilities I can’t really do any of that.
If you do anything like that to me or anyone, then I would most gladly haunt you from the grave and make your teeth rot, my dear fellow. I have my ways. Don't be an idiot.
Do you? Do you promise? I won't have you killing people or wiping their minds on me! Think of how disappointed I would be! I would have to get rid of all your privilege as sidekick assistant!
Good. Keep that in your heart. A move like that only serves to destroy one's soul for good. And it would be a shame for you to diminish yourself like that.
Don't let the pressure get to your head, my dear boy. You have support, so derive strength from that. [And he's smiling.] Of course you're glad. Anyone would be, with a great detective such as myself.
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[Posing!]
And your...ah, your abilities as a mage, I presume.
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[ he nods! ]
If you were going to be a threat for example, I probably could have wiped your mind or left you immobile, but without my abilities I can’t really do any of that.
[ oh well! ]
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[He bonks him on the head again.]
If you do anything like that to me or anyone, then I would most gladly haunt you from the grave and make your teeth rot, my dear fellow. I have my ways. Don't be an idiot.
[DON'T JUST SAY THINGS]
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I wouldn’t kill you, sir! Or anyone here! I promise.
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[A pause.]
And what if they promise you to bring back Jack?
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I’ll say no. It’s not worth it.
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[ he sighs. ]
I probably could. If it were just my issue, I could probably find a way to kill someone to get my friend back.
[ he says this neutrally, as if he were commenting about the weather ]
But the amount of people that I would disappoint—Jack included, I think—is scary enough to stop me.
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[A sigh in return.]
Good. Keep that in your heart. A move like that only serves to destroy one's soul for good. And it would be a shame for you to diminish yourself like that.
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[ he nods, giving him a smile that, though bright, has just a hint of nervousness. ]
I’m glad I met you, sir, really.
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Don't let the pressure get to your head, my dear boy. You have support, so derive strength from that. [And he's smiling.] Of course you're glad. Anyone would be, with a great detective such as myself.