flexrat will be real

[escardos]

[ or maybe it won't. stay tuned to find out. ]

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[escardos]

DON'T JUST PUSH- HEY!

[ fine!!! if rex wants to be like that then!!!!!

flat will jump on HIM! ]

I claimed it first!

[third_alternative]

Yeah, but guess who's on the bed throne now--oof!

[ flat absolutely flattens him like a pancake and drives all the air out of his lungs. which, of course, is gonna rebound back on him thru their mystery link so like. have fun with that, bud. ]

[escardos]

[ COUGHS?!?!?! but he's been fighting with a feral wolf boy since he was 10 this is fine, actually. ]

Well, I'm on the bed too! Take that!

[third_alternative]

Yeah, but [ wheeze ] I'm the one on the soft cushy mattress!

[ and also getting sandwiched to death but most importantly: MATTRESS CONTACT ]

[escardos]

And I'll make you into my soft cushy mattress.

[ what the FUCK does that mean. ]

[third_alternative]

Excuse me?

[escardos]

I am not shy about sleeping on other people!

[third_alternative]

Why would you?! That can't be comfortable.

[escardos]

I don't know, why wouldn't you?

[ WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THIS ]

[third_alternative]

Are you just sleeping on them, or are you, you know...sleeping with them?