escardos: (quatorze.)
flat "literal cryptid" escardos ([personal profile] escardos) wrote2021-10-11 07:56 pm
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flexrat will be real

[ or maybe it won't. stay tuned to find out. ]
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third_alternative: (heEURGH)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-13 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but guess who's on the bed throne now--oof!

[ flat absolutely flattens him like a pancake and drives all the air out of his lungs. which, of course, is gonna rebound back on him thru their mystery link so like. have fun with that, bud. ]
escardos: (pic#14934072)

[personal profile] escardos 2021-10-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ COUGHS?!?!?! but he's been fighting with a feral wolf boy since he was 10 this is fine, actually. ]

Well, I'm on the bed too! Take that!
third_alternative: (i win bitch)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-14 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but [ wheeze ] I'm the one on the soft cushy mattress!

[ and also getting sandwiched to death but most importantly: MATTRESS CONTACT ]
escardos: (pic#13770503)

[personal profile] escardos 2021-10-14 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
And I'll make you into my soft cushy mattress.

[ what the FUCK does that mean. ]
escardos: (pic#14934072)

[personal profile] escardos 2021-10-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I am not shy about sleeping on other people!
third_alternative: (whoa yikes!!)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you?! That can't be comfortable.
escardos: (pic#13770497)

[personal profile] escardos 2021-10-15 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, why wouldn't you?

[ WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THIS ]
third_alternative: (👉👈😬)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-15 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Are you just sleeping on them, or are you, you know...sleeping with them?
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