[ a quick peek into my thought process here: "oh shit i have no idea if he does, canon never really shows that does it?" "would rex even know if he does or not..." "what would make the most sense for his character" "no wait what am i doing what would be the funnier option" "what would be the more FLEX RAT option"
[ flat absolutely flattens him like a pancake and drives all the air out of his lungs. which, of course, is gonna rebound back on him thru their mystery link so like. have fun with that, bud. ]
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And only one bed...
[ AO3 is quaking. ]
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[ flex rat flex rat flex rat flex rat ]
Do you kick in your sleep or something?
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"oh shit i have no idea if he does, canon never really shows that does it?"
"would rex even know if he does or not..."
"what would make the most sense for his character"
"no wait what am i doing what would be the funnier option"
"what would be the more FLEX RAT option"
crosses his arms, ready to fight for this bed ]
Yeah. I do.
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[ he says it cheerfully!
AND HE WILL JUMP ON THE BED IT'S HIS BED. ]
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[ IMMEDIATELY SHOVES FLAT OFF THE BED AND SPREADEAGLES ON IT HIMSELF TO CLAIM IT AS THOROUGHLY AS POSSIBLE ]
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[ fine!!! if rex wants to be like that then!!!!!
flat will jump on HIM! ]
I claimed it first!
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[ flat absolutely flattens him like a pancake and drives all the air out of his lungs. which, of course, is gonna rebound back on him thru their mystery link so like. have fun with that, bud. ]
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Well, I'm on the bed too! Take that!
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[ and also getting sandwiched to death but most importantly: MATTRESS CONTACT ]
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[ what the FUCK does that mean. ]
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[ WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THIS ]
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